I'M KAI NOT KHAI .:

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

2-1! SINGAPORE BEATS JORDAN! HOOOOOOORAY.

i bet that Lionel Lewis didn't play because Leona Lewis went to his house for Chinese New Year.. even Shi JiaYi made it ..

anyway... had hell lot of fun at the National Stadium. the Stadium was quite empty, but we found some seats at the front row. so we settled down around kick-off time and watch the match. we namely, aziz joshua phelan shahril risheng and me.

(from left) risheng, phelan aziz me joshua shahril

* taken after final whistle

OH, the halftime was kick-ass. we were bored.. nothing to do .. so we shouted at a camera man who was walking around on the track to take photos of spectators at the stands.

us: "AYE! cameraman! one photo la!''
*snaps. he took.
us: "AYE ONE MORE ONE MORE.''
he took another one.
another singapore fan: ''AYE! 5MORE LA.''

and he goes smiling and gave the ''no more film'' gesture.

so we laughed our ass off and sat down .. THEN.

this time, it was another camerawoman.
us: ''AYE HERE HERE!''
*waved*
us: ''PHOTO PHOTO!''
*posed*
*SNAPS*
us: ''AYE ONE MORE ONE MORE!!''
her: ''OK, 1,2,3 *snaps*''
us: '' AYE! ANOTHER ONE!"
*ANOTHER POSE*
her: "OK LAST ONE AH" *GAVE THE NO-MORE GESTURE*

and she walks away ..

then we spotted another camera man.
us: ''AYE! PHOTO! HERE HERE!"

BUT he pretends he can't hear us.. and he walked back to behind of the goalpost and squat down. looking some sort of an EMO KID.

shahril: "don't know why he rather take photo of the grass than us."
me: "he emo kid, see he squat-ing down. he drawing circles i think."
shahril: "i think he scared of us."

LET'S SEE IF WE APPEAR ON NEWSPAPER TOMMOROW. :)

2nd half resumes. this time round. singapore attacked from the right to the left *opposite grandstand point of view* .

we started making fun of Jordan's goalkeeper...
as a singapore player was brought down with a foul given. match was paused.
so we shouted.
us: ''OI KEEPER! KEEPER!''
he looks at us. and we showed him some singaporean "LOVE"
us: "F U KEEPER" *points* _l_
he continued showing hand gesture at the referee, signaling to him that the singapore player was wasting time.
after that he went into his goalpost, picked up his tower and wipe his face. he wiped his face with his gloves too.

shahril: "u see he crying!"
us: LAUGHED
shahril: " see he covering his face cause he very sad. "
us: LAUGHED LOUDER.

and somehow joshua saw his name, it was shafiq or something like that.

then i shouted, "SHAFIQ! SHAFIQ!'' for quite some time.. somehow miracle happen , he looked! and he looks away..

aziz: "aye i think he paiseh ah .. "
me: "ya sia, i think he shy.. "
everyone goes laughing .. including people around us..

as the match continues .. poor refereeing decisions caused a singaporean fan near us to go berserk. "f u ah referee. never go school ah ?"

i started laughing ..

me: "refereeing need to go school?"
joshua: "har ? need degree?"
me: "diploma in refereeing?"
joshua: "need to take course? diploma in riot management?"
: "diploma in linesman-ing?"

then we laughed within ourselves ..

somehow, shahril and risheng went crazy after Jordan's Keeper went furious, making hand gestures.

risheng: "oi keeper! look here la. u bo ji ah ."
shahril: "i think he scared ah."
risheng: "u got ji u walk out of the penalty box la!"

somehow he walked out!

me: "risheng, he go out alr .."
risheng: "f u ah keeper.... oii! why u walk back into the semi-circle?"
shahril: "har ? semi square ?"

and then everyone went slient ...

soon, the final whistle was blown and off we go.. heading to the usual place.

THE PRATA SHOP.

ITS ME .